lasaphobia

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

by mastercutter May 31, 2018

thc lasagna

a bowl that is packed with layers of (in this order from bottom up)
weed, wax, weed, wax, weed
*caution you are going to be baked

Toby " Ay you down for some thc lasagna for dinner?"
Paige " Oh fuck yes im so down for some thc lasagna:)"

by trapfloor3 December 18, 2014

Leaky Lasagna

Leaky Lasagna otherwise known as the double L, happens when you fuck a girl so hard she throws up the lasagna from the night before. But the catch is you have to eat it

Yo i heard Anna had Leaky Lasagna last night

by Dragoncox9000 February 25, 2023

Ha! Lasaya!

When your sorry but not sorry at the same time.

Asta: yo my dog died bro.
Yuno: Ha! Lasaya! Stupid hoe.

by Dachi April 1, 2021

anal lasagna

Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it

Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.

by xtlanta September 20, 2017

poop lasagna

When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.

Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."

by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008

Bitch Lasagna

What you become when you challenge the king.

T-Series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
-Pewdiepie 2018

by Real9ineYrOld October 5, 2018