letterbox ninjas

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes

Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas

by Ranjit the best August 6, 2008

Letterboxing

The act of placing your erect Penis inside a strangers letterbox ringing the doorbell and hoping for a blowjob.

I done some serious letterboxing last night.

by Ben Lyncher October 29, 2011

Letterbox sniffer

Someone who goes around sniffing stranger's letterboxes or bodily parts hoping to get a whiff of pheromones and/or sex.

This is often followed by a lewd or suggestive proposition and often results in violence and/or arrest.

See also crotchsniffer, sexpest and peeping tom

"What's wrong with Jo tonight?"
"She's rampant, sniffing out anything she can."
"Geez, what a letterbox sniffer"

by Jockchick December 18, 2011

Letterboxing

Hiding behind your letterbox, ready to give blowjobs to those who pop their cock through

I spent the afternoon letterboxing, my knees are shot!

by Master-GWR February 10, 2022

Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u

"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021

betterbet

A more worthwhile chance at winning

Sure bet your bottom dollar on betterbet.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

dead letterbox

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition, the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

by mspenguin November 1, 2006