Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry

I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets

by kickstanddick November 29, 2004

lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!

Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!

by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

Lemony Snicket

A once courageous but now cowardly man who has taken part in the great organization of V.F.D.

Lemony Snicket wrote one of the greatest books in the world. They were later on adapted by Nickolodeon and Netflix.

by DepressedCoward March 5, 2019

Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

by t-rud February 16, 2023

lemony snicket

A mysterious author who is related to the baudelaires.

lemony snicket wrote the bad beginning

by V.F.D. November 5, 2003

Lemony

1) Someone whose belief system is based on principles gathered via bad movies and video games.

2) Someone who advocates the use of plastic-doored vehicles.

3) Someone buried in piles of useless and over-engineered paperwork and statistics.

That lemony fool voted for Nader because Flava Flav' told him to!

by SlingoPlayer September 16, 2004

lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 6, 2012