lemme smash

When you want a hoe to smash.

Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

by Camlel February 8, 2017

lemon pepper steppas

Flavorful shoes

Put your lemon pepper steppas on, tie em' up tight.

by Nicicole September 25, 2020

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

Lemon Man

Someone who is sexist. If you ever encounter this type of person call them 'Lemon Man.' The Lemon Man saga is also a heartfelt story that should be read by many.

Person1: women shouldn't be allowed to be CEO. They'll just pain their nails all day.

Person2: Listen Lemon Man. Women are amazing and can go through anything we put our mind to. Please keep your gender roles to yourself.

by TeaTimeAe July 21, 2017

lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

hand lemon

The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.

I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!

I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?

Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!

by beeranne January 21, 2021