Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.

"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."

by Missapee April 1, 2015

Lazarus Good

When you want t apply logic and make something awful positive there is Lazarus.

Lazarus Good deal

by 2ndpeehole November 26, 2019

Lazarus

Laz is a goat he is very shy but nice when you get to meet him

Lazarus

by [e-mail] June 3, 2021

Lazarus

Lazarus is a person who is extremely short but can lift a truck if he wanted too. He gets no hoes and thinks he’s the leader of the group but in reality... he’s the prospect. His favourite things are talking to his sandwiches, porn, five nights at freddys, swimming and anime. He is extremely retarded When it comes to common sense and school work and delusional Asf but his friends love him cause he is funny, he needs to stop being a child and gain some confidence and mature up if he wants some hoes😂

Lazarus is such a fat cunt

“Lazarus why are you fucking that hedgehog

“laz stop eating that guys ass”

by She luv Tyrone’s fat cock November 22, 2021

lazyrius

Sexy ash, loyal asf. Ain’t scared of shii, will fight anybody, anytime, anywhere.

Is that really him the one and only, LAZYRIUS.

by YNCM.T November 23, 2021

Lazarus deb

A fucking sexual tyrannosaurus rex amazing at basketball but shit ass at math never ask him a question what involves math, he's fucked 98 Girls at once he is the ultimate demi god.

Girl: Holy shit is that Lazarus Deb
Boy: Yeah so?
Girl: He's my bae
Boy: I don't care

by Sex_god_cryptoMAIN May 12, 2022

Lazarus

Faggot.

"You know that Lazarus guy?"
"Oh yeah, huge faggot."

by deadachilles November 2, 2024