lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

by TheLordAndSaviour May 6, 2016

layonne

A Layonne is a type of girl with a very posh accent. She is often seen flaunting her "ability" to speak French, play piano or guitar. She acts far superior to anyone else because of her height and ability to read alot of novels. She also partakes in many "impressive" business courses to flaunt her intellect at any opportunity.

A Layonne is someone that got on a high horse and refuses to get down.

PERSON 1: "Did you see that girl? She just asked her father to tell the staff to rake the horse dung."

PERSON 2: "I know she is such a Layonne"

by StrandedFrenchie May 18, 2020

layonna

Layonna is beautiful and a lot of people think she's fake because she speaks truth. She also keeps up alot of drama but soon her life will be in order

"That girl layonna always in some shit"

by Pyt.niya June 18, 2018