Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

by qqq March 29, 2005

Lawn job

backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.

check out all this grass that's under my fender from lawn jobbing that assholes yard last night.

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.

"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."

by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007

lawn gnome

n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"

by tainted May 13, 2005

lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

Lawn Dog

slang term for a person who mows lawns for a living.

that guy is an old lawn dog

by holymakal August 28, 2010

lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.

Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023