laranda

one who is completely unique, cool, and dorky all at the same time

that girl with the hot pink glasses, and matching tights is a laranda

by that-kid October 6, 2008

Dirty Larkin

The act of defecating on a woman's chest, spelling "donner" with your shit, then titty fucking her. When you reach your climax, ejaculate in a the shape of an L on top of the shit.

Dude I heard Tim gave Will a dirty larkin last night! I totally saw that "cumming".

by LarkinLove November 1, 2007

lakandula

Lakandula is an illiterate way of writing Lakan Dula, the pre - hispanic King of Manila. This is the spelling of the paid hacks usually identified with a family from Lubao, Pampanga Philippines whose tall tales written by their great grandfather put them on the side of the traitors and not with the Philippine heroes. What a bad writer of tall tales.

You do not spell Lakan Timamanukum as lakantimamanukum, so, dont spell Lakan Dula as lakandula, you moron.

by Dennis Arroyo March 9, 2011

Larvans

(noun): A type of automobile similar in shape to a van, designed for both personal and public use. Larvans are typically a one box design for maximum interior girth and can fit a maximum of four passengers. Although many are gasoline-love hybrids, some may be found to run only on Guatemalan sugarcane ethanol. All interior features are in Spanish and the new car smell is catnip.

Taxpayer: Do I qualify for the alternative motor vehicle tax credit for purchasing my Larvans in Alabama in March 2011?

TaxConsultant: Yes! Because you purchased it on or before August 8, 2011 in Alabama!

by Cajones00777 May 20, 2011

Laryana

Also known as the cutest girl I know. She is the embodiment of the beauty of South America, a woman with a heart who has more value than the the gold of Fort Knox an eyes who could make you fall in love with her. If you're name is Laryana then love your life then you are important for some person.

Friend: You really have some luck to go out with such a girl like Laryana

by jercaps October 19, 2013

larking out

(Brit)
Hanging with your friends on the street or at a park. Also used as 'calling out' or 'playin out'

Larking out today with the lads?

by tiredofyourbull November 25, 2016

Lardaneous

A descriptor to describe something that is of or that of a lard, having the attributes of a lard

OMG why did you ignore my text?! You are acting so lardaneous!

by lardlover May 20, 2021