lard

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard

by ashlie vicky September 28, 2005

lard

someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

EXAMPLE 1:

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy

EXAMPLE 2:

Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....

by lardlover October 17, 2011

Lard-on

The feeling you have when aroused by food; a play on words of "hard-on".

"Dude, this cake is giving me a massive lard-on"

by Bekabek February 14, 2012

lard

Gavin Lee's cum. Lovely.

Amy Rose likes lard., in her mouth.

by Szene Kid December 6, 2006

lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

piggly lard

someone who is fat and lazy like a pig.

andrew is such a piggly lard! all he does is eat and cry 😂😂

by chrustixd August 28, 2020

lard off

A public argument between two fat people

Look at those two having a lard off in the street.

by iwys July 24, 2007