Laptop 

A laptop is a mobile computer, powered by a battery with a built in screen, keyboard, and mouse in the form of a touchpad. Most people use them since they are more convenient, such as being able to use them on a bed, even though this can cause heating problems for many of them, or because they travel more often and need to have their computer with them. Many companies compete to make even thinner versions of them, with longer battery life, even though this has lead to issues related to heating and them becoming more difficult to repair due to factors such as soldered RAM.

I wrote this definition on an MSI gaming laptop.

Laptop by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

Laptop Drive of Shame 

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

Laptop Drive of Shame by ossftw August 6, 2008

laptop war 

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

laptop war by Double CC August 8, 2008

laptop civic 

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.

Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!

laptop civic by therealdeemz May 30, 2021

Laptop Gangster 

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".

NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."

Laptop Gangster by Benemalio October 8, 2008

laptop face 

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.

Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"

laptop face by badassmckeving November 24, 2010

laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

laptop kid by your other "friends" November 5, 2013