Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!
by SlopNChop October 21, 2016
Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.
It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.
I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.
I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.
by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010
by Enophyis January 25, 2018
Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.
The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.
by ThatsJustWeird August 19, 2012
Lucky is a lap slut
by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009
N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
by Chris H., Pip R. January 07, 2009
A hoe that goes around laying on everybody's lap. She takes up every offer to lay on a pair of open legs
by Underdogj February 23, 2018