Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
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