Chilean landslide

A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.

"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"

by Flaccid_Nipples May 29, 2015

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

crimson landslide

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea

“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”

by Richard123472 December 20, 2021

Tuscaloosa Landslide

When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide

"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"

by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022

Piss Landslide

The state of land errosion that occurs after hundreds of people beer piss down the same hill out back of your garage.

"If you could get past the smell of the piss landslide to sow grass seed, you certainly couldnt get it to grow"

by BBOG October 14, 2008

Churchill landslide

The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.

"I got a churchill landslide from that fat bitch Stacy. Fat bitches do anything for love bruh.

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022

Phoenix Landslide

A Phoenix landslide is a ginger's happy trail.

Tyler needs to trim his Phoenix Landslide .

by the yechols May 20, 2013