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landstrider

A semi mytholigical creature

Legend has it that she roams the Peak District on misty days in her pyjamas.

A creature that is not afraid of the mountains and bogs and eats only houmous.

There have been recent 21st century sightings of her at Burbage edge and Kinder Scout but no substantial evidence has been gathered.

It is said that Landstrider is a tame and placid creature with a shrill voice.
"I thought i saw Landstrider yestersay walking at some pace but i couldn't be sure!"

"Mummy, will we see the Landstider on St. Swithens day?"
by briskris March 2, 2021
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Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter
Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.
by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022
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Lannisterism

They're step siblings but he told me she involved him in lannisterism.
by Mad-ing-sun October 20, 2023
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hannah landis

Hannah is a great friend. If you piss her off then you’ll be off with minus one best friend. She’s a player and does not stick with one person.
by Hannah Landis September 12, 2018
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Dirty Landis

A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.
I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!
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Sam Del Rey/Lannister

a virgin who plays arma 3 and thinks hes cool cause hes a del rey with a booter.
he has a very strange accent and laugh, what a guy
12 Year Old: get fragged sam wannister

Sam Del Rey/Lannister: Say bye to your internet you fat fuck
by Chapo "The Pedo" Guzman April 11, 2019
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Jaime Lannister

Verb: Pronounced Jay-Mee Lan-ister. Definition: When you have sex with a married woman with no regards to impregnating the woman. When said woman becomes pregnant, you let her husband raise the child because after all, it is his kid.
"Bro did you use a rubber last night?" "Nah bro, I just decided to pull a Jaime Lannister and then yeet out for some Waffle House."
by Boatie97 August 26, 2019
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