The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.
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Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018
Get the Alabama Landslide mug.When a woman on her period bleeds, shits, and pees, all at the same time. Hopefully all in a toilet.
Jessica: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Gabby: "Oh man, I just had a massive landslide go down."
Gabby: "Oh man, I just had a massive landslide go down."
by blackchurry December 6, 2010
Get the landslide mug.When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...
by Dickticklee January 2, 2009
Get the German Landslide mug.Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
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