Lamp

A type of sarcasm used in any situation. Often said by teens to say that something didn’t happen or did happen by saying the opposite event and saying lamp after it.

You did dunk on tony... lamp
I just lost that fight... lamp

by penilesubtraction June 10, 2019

LaMp

What auto correct sometimes changes lmao to. Instead of "Laughing My Ass Off" it stands for "Laughing Away My Pain."

Dang thats so relatable. Fat LaMp

by saturnbabe3 October 30, 2019

lamp

this word stands for LMAO but instead we use lamp to confuse other people :)

my nan died LAMP

by ginger.slag January 25, 2021

lamp

an appliance turned on and off to brighten a room

hey a lamp. . . hooray

by beanballz April 30, 2010

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

lamp

To desexualize a person by metaphorically putting a lamp shade over their penis

He is such a lamp.

I lamped him.

I love lamp

by jaksf February 11, 2010