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ladonte

A very strange and secretive person. Usually doest like chocolate and can have an overpowering personality when in a comfortable enviourment. Also tends to be quite loyal to a parter and is a very big pet lover.
Ladonte will not leave the animals in the barn.
by tuffy jones June 27, 2017
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The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.
He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force
by The diamond April 27, 2019
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La Monte

La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.
Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!
by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 16, 2012
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Lamont

A really cool dude with a great taste in shoes. Really good with the ladies when it comes down to it
Get yous a Lamont.
by Savvvvysav November 7, 2016
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Terry Labonte

Driver of the #5 Kellogs Chevrolet in the Nextel Cup Series. Terry Labonte has won it all just about, and in 2003 rebounded with another win, and another top 10 finish. Terry Labonte is definetely one of the premiere drivers in NASCAR, and shouldnt dissapoint anyone in the future.
Terry Labonte is one of the best NASCAR drivers.
by Nascar Man January 6, 2004
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Marc Lamont Hill

Marc Lamont Hill is a professor at the ultra-liberal Columbia University, and has been compared to Al Sharpton. He often appears on Fox News and The O'Reilly Factor to express his delusional views. He is know to play the race card at random points in a conversation, even if there is obviously no such card to be played.

It is important to first note, that Marc Lamont Hill does not live in the universe as we know it. He lives in an alternate reality, called Marc Lamont Hill world, where the logic he uses only makes sense to him. This makes it very hard to have a real conversation with him, because no one else can understand his arguments.

One example of this logic was displayed on a recent appearance on the O'Reilly Factor, where Mr. Hill came to the conclusion that the majority of senior citizens at a town hall health care meeting in Pennsylvania are racist. His logic went like this. Segregation existed 60 years ago, the senior citizens were alive during that time period, therefore they are racist. But Mr. Hill went on to try to provide evidence for this insane claim, by stating that Pennsylvania had voted Republican for most fo the last forty years. Apparently, in Marc Lamont Hill world, while the democrat party was running on taking care of the little guy, the Republican party was running on the abolishment of civil rights.

Speaking of civil rights, in one of the great "I'm about to totally pull this out of my ass" moments on tv, Mr. Hill stated that over 20% of white Americans are against civil rights. (The actual quote was, "Let's say that 20% of white Americans oppose civil rights, even though that's not true it's much larger.") Knowing what we know about Mr. Hill's beliefs, it's probably safe to say that in Marc Lamont Hill World, the actual percentage he's talking about is probably close to 100%.

In Marc Lamont Hill world, there are different definitions to words than we are aware of. For example, Mr. Hill stated that if you call Obama a socialist, you are smuggling in white supremacist and racist views. However, words can change meaning based on the race of the person you are talking about. True to form, Marc started playing the race card when former President George W. Bush, in an interview with Neil Cavuto, had the audacity to call Obama "articulate." In Marc Lamont Hill world, when Bush called Obama "articulate" what he in fact meant was, "Wow, I'm surprised a stupid (n-word) like you is able to form a complete sentence."
Joe: Bob, I just found out I'm a white supremacist.

Bob: Why's that?

Joe: Because I think Obama's a socialist, and Marc Lamont Hill says that makes me a white supremacist.

Bob: Well thank god I don't think Obama's a socialist.

Joe: Oh no, you're a racist too.

Bob: Why?

Joe: Because you're old.

Bob: Damnit.

Steve: Guys, don't worry about it, he lives in Marc Lamont Hill world.

Joe and Bob: Phew.
by soxxfan9824 August 23, 2009
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lamonta

Dang girl you seen Lamonta today his ass was on fleek!!
by Pickles0927 April 18, 2016
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