Franklin Lakes

When you're from Franklin Lakes, everyone in New Jersey knows about your town.

You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when:
- You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS
- You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life
- Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket
- You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic)
- Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing
- You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend)
- You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products
- People from other towns are obsessed with your house
- In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore
- If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there
- The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo
- The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade
- You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from
- Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place
- The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding
- You tell people Michael Jackson lived here
- Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball

"Yo man you know where I can get a tin?"
"Have you tried the Franklin Lakes Lukoil?"

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow October 21, 2018

lamestain

A fake Gen-X/Seattle-Scene slang term for an uncool person. Invented when Grunge went national.

Frank Rich of the "New York Times" bought all that stuff about Seattle-speak? Wow! What a lamestain.

by Juan Non-Lamestain June 19, 2008

Lame

Adjective used to describe someone who is boring, uncool, or just sucks in general.

That Jake guy from Wisconsin is so lame!

by england92 April 4, 2017

lame arse

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

by lolhs victim November 8, 2019

Lame Potato

A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.

See Herbert over there? He’s being a lame potato today.

by SkunkyTwoShoes February 7, 2018

Lame Chubby

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.

Work was so slow today it was a complete lame chubby.

by RJYOANN April 12, 2010