A Noob Lair is a specific area in a MMORPG or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
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A state of being or a place. The cozone lair is a hybrid word, comprised of two words: ‘cozy’ and ‘lair’. Can also be used and heard as ‘layer’ as in a layer of consciousness or a physical place.
A state of being or a place. The cozone lair is a hybrid word, comprised of two words: ‘cozy’ and ‘lair’. Can also be used and heard as ‘layer’ as in a layer of consciousness or a physical place.
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Owned/neglected by redstar, it is the best room on the website. It has awesome regulars and several fireplaces.
Owned/neglected by redstar, it is the best room on the website. It has awesome regulars and several fireplaces.
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The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).
A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.
Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).
A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.
Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
Joe and his buddies watched some new hott internet porn on his 100 inch projection screen while feasting on cold brews and pepperoni pizza in his man lair.
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