Laguna Beach

The gayest most senceless piece of shit on "television" today

~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1: "Hey! How would you like to slit the throat and fuck the holes of millions of teens all over America!!?"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"I'd love to! But how can we pull that off again? It seems like we have done that so many times before, i can't see how today's youth will subject themselves to more of our dilapidated excrement we throw at them."
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1:"Here is my idea. We take a group of the most dim-witted, egomaniacal teens, (who would probably hate us both) put them on the sunny beaches of california, and see what tom-foolery they can get into!"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"Brilliant! we can call it Laguna Beach!"

by sadmafioso611 September 23, 2005

Laguna Beach

A place where upper class white people surf and monitor property values

Hey Denny, I simply dig those gouch Laguna Beach waves.

by Sean Gates March 9, 2003

laguna beach

A crappy show on MTV. After everybody there went to college or got a life, MTV producers decided to make more shows about rich kids living in an exclusive coastal city. For example:

1. The Hills: a show about Lauren's life working for Teen Vogue Magazine and her drama with Heidi.

2. Maui Fever: a cheap show that took place in Hawaii about rich kids who talk about each other. Luckily, the show never made it to season 2.

#. Newport Harbor: A place north of Laguna Beach, the show is full of fake blondes and some guy named Clay. In the end, they all leave for college.

Lauren and Heidi were friends in Laguna Beach, But in The Hills, they hate each other because of Heidi's BF.

by Other Person October 29, 2007

Laguna Beach Moment

A moment where you get into deep conversation with someone (often times someone you haven't talked to in a while, like an old best friend, ex boyfriend/girlfriend, or maybe even a best friend who you need to talk to), and you talk about life, and what has been going on. Often times there are long silences and it feels like there should be a song playing in the background.

Also known as a Hills Moment.

An example of this is when someone meets up with an old friend they haven't talked to in a while (perhaps at a coffee joint or a restaurant, or even at their apartment) and they meet up and talk about things and maybe even talk about being friends again, that's a Laguna Beach moment.

"Yeah, we met up and it was totally a Laguna Beach moment."

by Sean Giachetti January 4, 2008

Laguna Loire

COOL AS F MAN!

Indiest Final Fantasy character ever.

The best concert I recently attended would have to be the ATP festival in England, which was curated by none other than the man himself, Laguna Loire.

Well... other than the Garden Festival which he also curated.

by sooooIndie July 31, 2005

Laguna Niguel

City in Southern Orange County, right on the water, always sunny. known to be full of rich white people who drive expensive cars, carry their little dogs in their purses on beach walks, and always have a starbucks cup in their hand. Everyone is super health conscious and loves working out, the average person is in yoga pants and running shoes with their hair and makeup done of course.

Did you see that woman running by with her dog in a stroller?

Oh yeah its okay, shes from Laguna Niguel

by lagunaaa12345 December 16, 2011

Lagunatic

A denizen of Laguna Beach, California.

The Lagunatics talk about real estate one minute, and their chakras the next. A bunch of bobos

by octopod May 29, 2004