Zoe Lagroomer

Zoe Laverne (known as Z*e Lagr00mer) is a 19 year old woman and a groomer. She groomed a 13 year old boy named Connor. She thinks she's "tHe StAr Of TiKtOk" when she rlly isn't

Friend: Yo, do you know who Zoe Lagroomer is?
Me: Oh that groomer? Yeah I do. I hate her.
Friend: Same.

by PoOpOo_kaka11 January 19, 2021

lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.

Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

lainovoz

''Lainovoz'' from Bulgarian to English means ''shit-truck'', it delivers shit all over the world!

''Lainovoz'' can be used to offend a person too.

''Don Kris e lainovoz'' - bulgarian saying
''Kriss the Don is a shittruck'' - english saying

by babushkakriskodona February 3, 2013

LaGoox

A person who is inherently soft and can't take a chirp. Also, a person who refuses to acknowledge facts and resorts to ad hominem attacks.

ex 1. "You are acting like a LaGoox right now, man up."
ex 2. "Don't go all LaGoox on me, I thought you could take a chirp bud."

by R1isAcrutch November 18, 2021

laggoer

A unique person allergic to something.

That laggoer is allergic to nuts.

by ZeroLactoseLaggoer July 14, 2022

lagom

Lagom is a swedish term meaning "just about enough but not too much". Efor yourself but so that there are still enough for others.

"Hur mycket smör ska jag ha?" ("How much butter should I use?")
"Lagom." or "Ta lagom mycket" ("Use lagom much."

by Farejobaldo July 20, 2007

lagtop

An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway.

God, my lagtop is so slow. Probably from too much porn.

by eclestimon August 10, 2008