lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

LadyBonsy

A cute little snot nosed girl that crawls under peoples tables and shoots them with a water gun in there crotch area.

Haha look at Daz! He pee’d his pants.. noc “no I think he’s just been ladybonsy’ed

by Blood fart July 11, 2022

Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 8, 2019

Lady Boner

The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.

Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.

by madelinejak November 30, 2010

Ladybonering

(Verb - root (noun) 'Ladyboner')When a woman has an extreme (but positive) hormonal reaction to a man.

"If Tony is my sole direction for unrequited ladybonering, I'm going to be PISSED"

by xrayspecks September 3, 2011

Lady Boner

When a woman's clit wiggles !

Chase : My girlfriend got a mad lady boner..

Friend: how fast did it wiggle

by Old Greg Jim Bob Handy Pants January 9, 2011