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Labor Day

An American holiday officially recognized by Congress in 1894 in response to public outcry over the violent military ending of the Pullman Strike. Labor Day takes place on the first Monday of September.

The holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. Corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on American media. As a result, most Americans do not know what the holiday is for, and associate it was leisure activities and picnics.

This is separate from May 1st, May Day, or International Workers Day, which was created in response to the Haymarket Affair in Chicago, 1886.
"I have the day off and would love to attend the Labor Day parade down-town, but the bus system is shut down on the holiday."

"Are you going anywhere interesting over the Labor Day weekend?"
by madric September 10, 2011
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Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.
Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."
by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011
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Post-Labor Abortion

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.
by dick4u September 20, 2009
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Labor Union

A group of people who come together and form an organization with the purpose to balancing out power versus rich fuckers who'd otherwise take advantage of you.
A labor union!? Now how will we fuck those poor bastards out of sick time/overtime/wage/insurance/whatever we can get away with?!
by Viriathus January 20, 2015
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Labrador

An A.K.C-registered breed of dog. The most popular breed of dog in the united states which was first developed in the Labrador province of Canada to haul fishermans nets. Has a very gentle and patient nature and makes and exceptional seeing-eye dog or gundog. Has short to medium length hair and is prone to gastric tortion and hip disphlyasia. Comes in three varieties, yellow, black, and chocolate.
The Labrador makes a wonderful first-time dog.
by o2theMalley July 3, 2008
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I'm in labor

Guy 1: Hey dude can you help me with my homework
Guy 2: I wish I could but I'm in labor
by mattyreyrey January 19, 2015
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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006
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