Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 14, 2017

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

by pseudonysu April 14, 2021

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

bulimic learning

When information gets crammed into one's head in a very short period of time, only to be purged onto tests/quizzes. One can only hope some educational nuggets have been retained. Common in modular curriculum at vocational colleges.

That medical assistant program is totally bulimic learning. How do they expect us to know all that in six weeks?

by W. M. Anderson July 27, 2008