Learnaphobia

A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.

Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Luana

Luana...A beautiful girl, inside and out. Walks with a sexy swagger and has a magnetic personality. Her subtle sexiness is a mystery to men, which all the more attracts them. She is smart, warm and witty. She is strong in character, and has a bit of shyness. But don't let her fool you; behind closed doors this phenomenal woman will keep her man begging for more. As a friend she is loyal, encouraging, honest, and loves to party...She is a a good dancer, a great dresser and will be brutally honest with you if you're wearing something unbecoming.

Wow...I wish I could walk like Luana, so sexy yet classy!

Grr...why do all the guys ask her to dance?

Man, this babe is amazing! I didn't want our date to end!

But Luana, don't these ripped jeans look hip?

by Rocco Michelletti February 3, 2010

Book learn'in

What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.

*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.

Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?

Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?

Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

Luan

An amazing guy who is incredibly sweet, charming and simply amazing. He's a gentleman and enjoys sarcasm. He is very good at sports and has smile that is so cute. He could be shy at times, but if you get to know him, you'll be happy you did. He's one in a million. He knows what to say to cheer you up and knows how to make everyone feel special.

"Whoa that guy is amazing" "You mean Luan?" "Well Duh"

by October Seventeen November 13, 2012

learnery

a redneck term for a school.

i went to da learnery 4 my edumacation.

by SAINTZFREAK August 6, 2009