nigger loving ninja

A ninja who at one time or another is seen loving, dating, or in some other way pleasing a person of the Black race.

Ninja 1: So what are you doing after the mission is completed today?

Ninja 2: I'm taking my girlfriend Laquanda to popeyes chicken.

Ninja 1: Dude, you’re a nigger loving ninja.

After the dangerous mission, Kang decided to lust over an Ebony Magazine. His fellow ninjas labeled him as a nigger loving ninja.

If any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever dated a black person, they would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

If Chuck Norris ever dated a black person (man or women), he would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

by Steve Mazzagatti July 4, 2008

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

Loving Bone

Loving Bone is the act of giving love and appreciation to another. With the recipient realizing from the boning that you truly care.

Julie used to question if I had a loving bone in my body. She changed her mind after I boned her

by T_rump_supporter March 19, 2017

real gf loving hours

a time to love and appreciate your gf. like sad nigga hours, but for people in a late-night good mood thinking about their significant other!

Guys, it's 12:00am! Real gf loving hours.

by bitchassweeb April 20, 2018

loving life

An expression (verb) used when in high spirits to illustrate a person is in the process of 'loving life'. The phrase can be used in casual conversation or as a declaration in it's own right. Use of the remark in daily life ranges from airing a person's feelings of happiness to using the term as a catchphrase when in a state of euphoria. When used online on social networking sites the spelling 'lovin lyf' is often taken.

Jack: I just bought this top for £2.
Jamie: LOVING LIFE.

Jack: Are you loving life?
Jamie: Yes.

Jamie: We're going to this cool party tonight...
Jack: LOVING LIFE.

by wwbcdic September 27, 2011

galactic loving

the reason two people can love each other from un reachable distances while ignoring natural instinct to find a different mate

Sally somehow is still together with Kristian even when she can get a million other men if she'd like. galactic loving must be the cause of this dinosauric occurrence.

by lumpy lumperston February 19, 2011

John Loving

The act of getting a dog to lick your bollocks whilst making love to your partner

I can’t believe I walked in on my mum and dad & the dog John Loving last night

by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018