alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Longhorn

A cheap ($1.80) can of chewing tobacco. Sometimes has special price of $0.99/can.

Longhorn Chewing Tobacco

by Khayos_Dalv January 29, 2010

Texas Longhorn

Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.

I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.

by TypicalTexasCitizen December 12, 2010

Longhorn High Five

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.

"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."

by DFenestrator November 11, 2009

longwhorn

Someone who is overly obsessed with University of Texas athletics. Applies especially to those who have not actually attended said university.

Phil: Did you catch the Texas womens' golf match yesterday? It was epic!!!

Bill: You're such a longwhorn.

by El Jefe Mas Grande July 15, 2011

longhorn

When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head.

Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!

by DukeofURL December 27, 2004

longhorn

a tea sip, a nipple piercing, weed-smoking stain on the future of humanity that festers in Austin TX

Ricky Williams gave up a fortune and glory in the NFL because he is an idiotic, dope-smoking longhorn

by Gig 'Em Ags August 23, 2004