Lizzo gang

A notorious street gang founded by Iman Slyman. All members must have lean muscle mass with a get big mentality.

On Lizzo Gang I’m about to smash this bitch

by Imanslyman March 16, 2022

run a lizzo

run a lap

Yo james go run a lizzo or I'll slap you silly.

by Roofy March 31, 2003

d to the rizzo e to the vizzo i to the lizzo

The result of Dr. Evil trying to rap.

D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker!

by B-Drac August 10, 2003

d to the rizzo e to the vizzo i to the lizzo

Dr.Evil

by person yo-yo August 01, 2003

lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 11, 2023

Lapdance Lizzo

Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.

Henk: “look isn’t that Lapdance Lizzo?”

Katherine: “yeah i saw her at a party last weekend.”

by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 06, 2023