lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

by cykofiend February 24, 2014

Lappin

Chilling relaxing at home, kick backing to music in your slipper

What are you doing? I'm lappin

by Chasthebest401 June 22, 2018

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

lappin

an example of a cool person place or name.

hey nice phone
yeah its a lappin

by lululaplap September 21, 2011

cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

by billy bob forton July 12, 2007