eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.

A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'

by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006

green leaves

Another term for Weed.

by Arsalan January 24, 2003

Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

by Joseph bombardier July 9, 2015

Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.

Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars

by King panter April 21, 2022

Your leaves blown

A slang term for a guy who has had a blow job. Normally used if you are in a public place and you don't want adults to know what you were talking about.

Hey Bryce man, have you had your leaves blown.

by artgeek63 January 15, 2008

Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022

Dead Leaves

Weed after it's had its THC extracted by butane during the BHO extraction process. If smoked while sober, it gives you a non-zero level of high.

"Hey dude, smoke these dead leaves with me?"
"naw, that shit just doesn't feel right"

by initiatoroflulz October 22, 2013