lap rocket

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.
Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

by Wes S September 22, 2005

Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.

My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump

by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022

lap job

Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.

"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"

by Shane McGehee June 14, 2008

lap pinky

A very small penis

"Was he a good lay?"
"He was good with his tongue, but he had a lap pinky"

by smilebaby3 December 4, 2007

lap up

When there's not enough seats in a car. Or if someone wants their significant other to sit on their lap

"There's too many people" "we gonna lap up then!"
"Aye girl come come lap up with me."

by griffinb4 February 16, 2015

lap loungers

droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules

She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.

by chillerlingo January 6, 2012

lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015