Flirt Layup

When someone creates an easy opportunity for you to flirt, either with them or someone else.

This example was in response to a boy telling a girl to switch her display language to "Pirate" in Facebook:

The ball is passed from the girl:

"Ok I am going to try to be a pirate. I am excited, does this mean that I might get some booty??"

the Flirt Layup:

"booty? You don'ts needs whats you already gots! ar-ar-ar!"

by Elliot Lockhart December 17, 2008

layup drill

a lopsided basketball game where one team is getting easy fastbreak layups one after another

Layup drill!!!! Who's guardin' me???

by jrus August 14, 2010

That Layup

Verb; the unexpected and rather irritating occurrence, usually while playing NBA 2k, when a player on the court performs a horrendous attempt at a layup. The player will jump straight up with no body movement or attempt to put the ball in the basket, just jumping into a defender in front of him and missing by clanging it off the back rim, or rolling around it until finally it comes out.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT SHOT? IT NEVER GOES IN!"

"hahahahaha you did that layup."

by JesusShuttlesworth23 August 16, 2012

lanus

meanin to lick anus also used as a general reacion to something you dont like or part of an offencive sentance

eg;
james:yo tom go downstairs and get me a drink

tom:lanus!

chid:yo bitch get us some fuckin drinks or im gon fuck u up bitch

tom: you can fukin lanus bitches

by ahhhhhhhhwirksworthmassive September 3, 2005

lanus

When a lady doesn't prefer sucking your veiny dick, she erects herself by licking asshole, thus inducing herself with an orgasm.

The best cure for cottonmouth is a good dose of lanus.

by MeezyBabyy May 25, 2011

Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

by kittridge December 9, 2008

Lanapse

Is a feeling to describe that perfect feeling where you aren't quite ready to say "i love you" yet but like them way more than just saying I like you. Its that limbo stage in the relationship. This word fills that void for when you look them deep in the eye but can't quite get the guts to say I love you so the word lanapse replaces love and just falls out.

He looked at his sweetheart and said, "I lanapse you"

by Juicy B September 29, 2013