karfizzlenuff

a loud explosion

my car karfizzlenuffed this morning

by poolypilly June 2, 2009

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kwarph

the combination of a fart and a quif.
a kwarph is double trouble.

damn dude,
i just walked by ms. crumb
and i think she kwarphed.
omg it smelled like rotten salami.
gross.

by bitch ass negro April 4, 2008

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Kwart

Kwart; adverb. A vile simultaneous expulsion of gas from a females vagina and anus. Often times the smell can be as described as "Fish and Cabbage".

"Did you just kwart?! You fucking cunt!"

by Dj. Big Boss January 14, 2007

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(noun) A minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. Usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.

(verb) The act of placing such defects on a surface

Hey Jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you'll knarf it all up!

by Bigwood Beddoe November 13, 2003

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Kwaffle

A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.

Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"

by John Bach July 2, 2006

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kwart

The biggest suck-up you'll ever know.
Also used to describe a person who's arrogant, annoying, irritating, retarded, an asshole, someone who needs to get a life, etc.
Synonym of douchebag.

Girl - "Haha, you can't sing that good... Sorry".
Kwart - "You know what? You can't sing, you're ugly, you're hated, and you'll never get a guy".
Girl - *runs off crying*
People around that incident - "Dude, that guy is such a kwart!"

by Josh HoD November 3, 2009

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