kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

by cutenkooky June 6, 2004

Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!

by jim = chunky November 25, 2003

Kankles

Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'

by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008

kunkletown

A small town in eastern Pennsylvania full of inbreds and rednecks. There are a lot of tractors.

"Hey, me is gonna git ya farmers tan yonder there in Kunkletown"

or

"Kunkletown is where iz frum."

by kunkletownianatheart October 1, 2009

Kankles

Ankles that are broken

Kayleigh's kankles were broken as she fell to the ground.

by KankleBreakingMaster June 1, 2017

Kunkle

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

by milkykumquat November 7, 2022

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022