kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

kumquat

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy

Kumquat's a cool word

by Gojira December 29, 2003

kumquat

what's left on the sheets after sex

Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!

by momster64 July 16, 2008

kumquat

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008

kumquat

a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others

-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah

by humphappy August 15, 2007

kumquat

it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.

Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.

by Buckweed May 15, 2005

kumquat

An insult that is everything summed up into one word

Shut The hell Up you kumquat

by Jro April 24, 2005