Kujtos

Is a slovenian professor who seems to be a homosexual, but is married. He is also a germ. He doesn't drink but smokes.

I think that guy is a Kujtos.

by Mszoo September 3, 2020

Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

haru kato

small baby that lives alone in a tiny apartment, got demoted, has coworkers that throw him under the bus, and is cute as fuck (and has pretty eyes). we must protect him.

daisuke simp: -simping for daisuke-
haru simps: more haru kato for us ;)

by anonymous September 11, 2020

Hot sauce katosh

You say this when a girl is leaving a Mexican restaurant and you would eat hot sauce out her ass.

Girl: walks out of restaurant. Guy who works there: “hot sauce katosh...”

by CarbonationAnticipation March 4, 2018

Kerry Katona

Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.

Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."

by Five-Oh May 28, 2007

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

Katoph

The pairing of Katara and Toph from Avatar The last Airbender.

"Katara and Toph....together?"

"Yes...they are going by Katoph"

"Rightous"

"Oh yea..I know."

by CooliBeans February 28, 2010