kryptonite

Phrase used to describe it when pubic hair is so massive and unkempt that the mere presence of it makes the other person unable to perform sexually.

"He has the hottest body I had ever seen until he pulled off his boxers. Those pubes were my kryptonite."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

kryptonite

slang term for crack cocaine

Excuse me good sir, may I purchase a nick of your fine delicious kryptonite?

by tony flo September 16, 2006

kryptonite

One of the hottest rappers ever to put out music.

i thank kryptonite is da best rappa alive and i luv dat sliver chrome gat nigga.

by loc kryptonite December 28, 2007

KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"

by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006

kryptonite

A special formula of various metals used to powder-coat the tungsten filaments of super-bright incandescent bulbs; when the substance gets super-hot, it releases krypton gas inside the bulb, causing the filament to safely burn brighter and last longer.

I love da super-bright "upgrade" bulbs with kryptonite-coated filaments that are offered for some flashlights, but the problem with these "specialty" bulbs is that they both "cost all outdoors" and draw a lot more juice than just regular plain-tungsten bulbs do.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Kryptonite

When you defecate in a swimming pool.

“Ayo Tyrone just shat in the pool”- “shit man that’s gonna leave a mean kryptonite yuheard”

by Itstommyduh July 24, 2022

Kryptonite

also slang for a drug, "disco kryptonite". In 90's, if the drug was green crystal clear rock substance "kryptonite" is what is was called if you said it out loud in front of people... know as meth. It is the opposite of what it does to superman. GIVES YOU POWER, ENERGY, THE GO GO , GET UP AND DO SOMETHING....

You got that kryptonite?

by Above Rheads February 19, 2023