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Kuber

A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.
Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."

Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"
by Yolo1234567899 February 5, 2014
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Kruseblocked

When a girl you are dating has a crazy mom and keeps your from going or cruising anywhere.
Yo man, Joe got mega kruseblocked last night...
by kruseblocked November 19, 2011
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Ktube

ktube otherwise know as kpop youtube is a genre of YouTube channels based around kpop, the term is now used to describe promotion groups of which kpop youtubers get together to promote their channels and editing skills. The term may be confused with krp (kpop roleplay) but they are two different things
I think you should stan a ktube group called Noire
by sosdubu October 2, 2020
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Kyubey Hentai

Some disgusting shit that degenerates made because they're super desperate. It's also something everyone is memeing the shit out of.
Omg you turned kyubey hentai into a blursed image! Take my follow!
by anonymous May 29, 2021
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Klubek

verb/adj.: The act of spilling, dropping or spitting food on one's self or innocent bystanders.

The word originated from combining clumsy and bek, a synonym for master, hence clumsy master. Due to constant misspellings the word has evolved to its current spelling, Klubek.
Mark: Hey Bethany, how's it going?

Bethany walks over while eating some cereal.

Bethany: Pretty good...

As Bethany speaks food flies out of her mouth and onto Mark's shirt.

Mark: WTF! You just klubeked all over my new shirt!
by wordluvr June 26, 2009
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Dunning-Kruger effect

When someone is bad/stupid/ignorant in a field, and thinks they are great/good/guru/expert. This normally happens due to people not having enough knowledge in that field to even know that they are bad at this field. A great place to find and report these people is at /r/iamverysmart
Dude1 : I am an expert in math
Dude2 : You are falling to the dunning-kruger effect (seriously wtf why do I have to include the word in this), all you know is how to add and subtract
by Click Here! December 22, 2017
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freddy kruger

A Sick and twisted neighbourhood pedofile who took children to his boiler room where he killed them.
Parents of the neighbourhood went after him and killed him once he was let out of prison on a technicallity.

Rising from the pits of hell he came back to once again rain terror on elm street....
....6 times
....and then came back even after "number 6 freddys dead" in freddy vs jason
....and is coming back again in the sequal...
...in other words a never ending zombie who just cant be killed

When he came back from the dead orginally, he came back to kill people in their dreams, getting stronger and stronger as he killed more and more.

A dream killing machine...heh

Description :- Black/green and red stripy jumper, black trousers, dirty old rimmed hat, four bladed glove, Burnt skin(looking more and more plastic as the films went along)

-Uses a lot of silly punch lines and kills in a variety of styles-
Played by robert englund
Freddy - "coem on Jessie, we're a team, you've got the body, and i've got the brains! HAHAHAHA!"(evil laugh) *peals skin off head to expose brain as he laughs*(No.2)

-Killed a girl by snoggin the air out of her, while she was in class(fallen asleep of corse)- (No.4)

-Tried to eat a girl by turning into some sort of giant slug-(No.3)

And yes he is better than jason...jason is the most boring killer in the world, give it some thought man! u can do better than just slapping people with a machette! why do u think no one watches friday the 13th anymore?! jesus
by Dani August 1, 2004
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