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Knocked down

To have sex with a female. Phrase Often used in houston tx
Did u knock her down? Yeah I knocked down last night.
by Cedster June 6, 2009
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knocked

A slang word for saying 'knocked out'.
I'm gonna get you knocked.
by ItsMeYe June 10, 2019
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krooked

The way one feels after a few too many drinks
I drank three beers and I felt krooked.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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knocked in the shit

Simply means beating someone up. Apparently only used in Florida.
"Gimme my fucking money before you get knocked in the shit!"

"You got knocked in your shit! Ha ha!"
by AZZ-KIKR December 28, 2006
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Kroked

When a guy pulls out of the vagina without wearing a condom and busts all over your stomach or back.
After a long night of sex, Kaitlin walked into the room an yelled "I just got Kroked on."
by Wes Spurbeck December 24, 2008
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knocked up

To get a woman pregnant, perticually un-planned, un-wanted or in wedlock.
Ironicly, my radical femminest english teacher came in knocked up today.
by BigFishyBob March 29, 2007
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Krooked Face

Krooked face.

An engaged beast whose face is extremely asymmetrical. THis creature can mainly be found with Hatey Magee, living under a Bridge in Sardis. Krooked Face is highly susceptible to miak, which will cause serious melting and Meowing. she is highly intelligent often using words she herself doesnt understand. Such words include Hypocrite,ventriloquist, and Gizmo.

During the Mating process the Krooked Face will mumble incohernitly and scrunch up her face to appear much older than it is to attract Hatey Magee or more scientifically name GIL-Scott HATIN. Attracted to her calls Hatey pulls out its member and inserts it into her vagina which strongly resembles week old roast beef by appearence and smell. Often times it looks upset or uncomfortable but this is her usual face. Unfortunantly the mating process becomes meaningless because of the fact the Krooked Face is the only creature in the planet earth to get pregnant and for reasons unknown her body always rejects the offspring.It is said the only way to succesfully mate with one is to let her lay her eggs and leave the room so the male can fertilize them.

Krooked Face rarely comes out during the day this is to protect herself from her face from melting any further.

Fun FAct: Krooked Face was the true insperation for Fright Feast.
by Deadbeat May 18, 2009
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