kristian

a fucking legend with a huge cock and is so sexy. he's good at all sports and smart as well. all round good bloke

Kristian gives me a pulsing orgasm every time i see him

by pussyfaggotcumslut6969 August 9, 2021

kristiansand

The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.

Beautiful nature, beautiful people

Kristiansand owns

by Urban_brit January 8, 2004

Kristian

Kristian is a beautiful white boy with a very large cock. He can rap like Eminem and can play football like Haaland. He gets all the girls and can’t wait to beat up his mum

Do you know Kristian? People call him Daddy

by DaddyMakaveli April 27, 2020

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by L.D Moore September 30, 2021

Kristian

An amazing person who is outstanding in every way beyond perfection.(Examples: kind, nice, intelligent, funny, modest, phenomenal,the best, etc.)

Person 1: there is no word that describes a person as incredible as him
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!

by Just DiDi August 27, 2013

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

by Crash71 February 28, 2017

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017