keeblers

A rare strain of potent Cannabis. Keebler Kush is known for its cookie after taste and giddy high.

well damn, these keeblers are dense pebbles

by ahusain November 2, 2009

Keebler

When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.

Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.

by kyle cavano March 29, 2010

keebler

Lol....a code name for gay men

"Damn, Rob is such a keebler"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010

keebler klan

A clan of keeblers consisting primarily of Rob, Zatch, Adam, DJ Tard, Rockin Robin, and occasionally Myrle

"You're such a keebler, go join the keebler clan!!"

by Christy February 11, 2003

keeblerization

When a person has been baffled by a sudden outburst of intellectual speech.

Someone mentions that they like piercings, and suddenly someone begins to speak of the origins as such being from the Myans and the Inkas as offerings to their gods.

by Tara May 26, 2004

Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

by tlet March 27, 2008