Kotzed

To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.

"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"

by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009

Kozel

A tight ass man with a lot of information. Used to be very good looking and smart and then he got a good job high paying job Fortune 500 company and he forgot the ones who worked for him. He forgot about his son that he had with a Japanese Chinese horror who now is in charge of his compliance Department and Licensing because his son's name from a long ago is Chad like the country chat it's French Welsh it's in the Bible. Chad is loved by Jesse a Jessie at 90 State House Square. Chad was left on the stairs of a hospital that didn't exist call the lamb Memorial on 10 666 it's a matter number in New Jersey because of Kozel versus Kozel it's an abomination in the Bible... Some say it's the end of the world because of adoption when he was born there's a two-week. That's missing because of Kozel and because of Jesse. The Lord Christopher Kendra comes down from Maine to New York and takes Jesse to understand this one born Chad of Joses and Margaret Mary Chase Smith. It's about Maritime because of a Kozel if you know a Kozel then get Kozel can save you from the wreckage and the Terrors and the whores don't leave them out there... It's biblical!!!

Me: hi is this Phillips Van Heusen
Tiffany: I'm not his admin
Kozel: that kid Chad O. Herman is a hoax in the Word of God
Lord Christopher and Anti-christ Kozel is our savior!!!!

by Fernando X. Cruz June 26, 2018

Koeduawnk

Adj. meaning hot
Interjection meaning yes, atta you, halla, score,sweet and many other

Koeduawnk! Dude that chick is like Koeduawnk

by Gator Lubchansky May 8, 2003

kozee

uss_chev from computers lobby three that has no clue

go home there are only transvestites in here

by xivamptress September 2, 2004

Koeduawnk

Meaning Jourdan and Gator have no lives.

God, they are so koeduawnk- what did Jourdan and Gator do now?

by DMost June 8, 2003

kowed

a moroccan word meaning "fuck off"

its often said by white and moroccan teens (arabs included) in the Netherlands to sound cool

how to pronounce:

cow-ed

wollah kowed ga weg ik neuk jou

translation from dutch:

wollah kowed fuck off u lil cunt

by dutch cunt February 16, 2017

kowed

opdonderen

Abdel 1: Faka waka naar zeeman dan, daar zijn die goede dingen te koop
Abdel 2: Kowed jij met je skere zeeman

by broer1491 May 14, 2017