Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010

Klanhorns

A nickname given on Texags.com to the Texas Longhorn due to the fact that a dorm at the University of Texas is named after William Stewart Simkins, a founder of the Ku Klux Klan in Florida

Most don't like Vince Young because he is a bad quarterback, the Klanhorns don't like him because he is black.

by R. Lea Wilson May 29, 2010

kelany

Kelany is a gorgeous girl, who is easily attracted.

"Is that Kelany"
"She's the cutest girl in school"

by Lit_A May 3, 2018

Kalan

Kalan is usually a boy with brown hair. He is kinda short but really good at sports. He is so hot and a loyal boyfriend. He always knows how to make people happy when they are down! He is so smart and athletic. He has so many friends and a lot of people care about him. Everyone hopes to be like him or be friends with him. He is the best person to ever go to if you need advice.

As a boyfriend he always like to include u and be a gentlemen. He always asks how your day is going and how your morning or night was.

Kalan: how was your morning???

Girl: it was good thank you

by Kalan Austin November 2, 2019

Kelan

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.

by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021

[Kalani]

A gorgeous girl, who can be shy but is an amazing friend. She is very athletic, trendy, and fun to hang out with.

Wow! Look at that girl's outfit! She's so Kalani.

by Maura Sadie January 23, 2009