Knitting A Sweater

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008

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Close knit community

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.

e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"

by Tariro October 17, 2007

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Kitzler Dick

A large caucasian penis, or one who owns one nearly the size of a negroid penis. People also associate this term with someone who is promiscuous sexually.

"Yo Tawanna why you all walkin like you just got out da pen?"
"Telishifa you know I had dat Kitzler Dick last night, I ain't gonna be walkin right for a minute! You saw dat nigga I was with!"
"Oh yea, and hes a white boy so you know hes payin your car payment!"

by Nigga S June 23, 2006

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kitzy

To lightly tickle the skin with a gentle touch. Derived from the Yiddish word קיצלען (kitzlen), meaning tickle and the German word kitzeln meaning the same.

My daughter asks me to kitzy her back every night to help her fall asleep.

by JRene May 17, 2016

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Kitzbitz

A pleasant surprise

I was just thinking about Dieter, then my phone rang and it was him. Talk about kitzbitz!

by Mr. Gutekanst January 15, 2009

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knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

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