knighting

the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees

"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"

"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"

by Melosh1246 March 1, 2009

Knighton

The cutest and the best guy i ever met

I wish i could be Knighton

by French boi August 31, 2021

Knighter

Racist, Old white person (Baby Boomer Generation). Usually, are not okay with 'races mixing with other races'. Probably were a part of the KKK.

The deep south is knighter country.

Me and my black friends went out and an old person was staring at us the whole time. Fucking knighters!

by Sav_knowsbest August 20, 2022

Boogie Knighted

The act of being introduced to the world of 1970s pornography.

My best friend totally Boogie Knighted me last night. It was kind of weird.

by schwifty90 March 30, 2017

Jagger Knighton

Bubbakoos manager basically runs the show loves his truck even though she boutta blow up

That trucks a POS must be Jagger Knighton

by Chicken little mastor January 14, 2022

Knighting

When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.

A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?

The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.

The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.

by TheBaker303 January 13, 2013

knighter

Trying to cheat someone out of their money. Usually involved in Drug counts

Jon:We don't pull no Knighters around here.

by Cameron December 15, 2004