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The process of discharging one's bowels onto a man or womans anus and then proceeding to thrust one's penis in the the anus, ramming the feces into their partners anus.
"I wanted to take our love to the next level so instead of preforming a Ceveland Steamer I gave her a kooter."

"Sorry guys I can't eat Mexican food with yall tonight...I think I'm going to finally kooter Perry and I don't want the runs"

"Hey I clogged your toilet...Must have been the extra shit from when I got kootered last night."
kooter by Campidious December 10, 2008
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kooter cutter 

Someone in the business of trimming kooters pussy, a beaver barber; a bush whacker.
Sentence Example: It's time for my annual female exam, I must make an appointment with my Kooter Cutter first.
kooter cutter by J. Harris November 10, 2007

Kooter Stick 

It refers to a males penis.
Hey, look at the size of that Kooter Stick that mans got.
Kooter Stick by HepatitisSean43 November 14, 2016
its the time in a boys life when he starts to think about shoving it in some girls poochie
"Dude im old enough to Kooter"
Kooter by DyNaMo February 25, 2003

kootered 

to consume a copious amount of alcoholic beverages.
LETS GET KOOTERED!

or

Its time to get kootered!
kootered by Kooter Brown September 18, 2006

kloosterkoek 

"She is a kloosterkoek"
kloosterkoek by Askend May 17, 2021

kooter shooter 

Kooter-Shooter, When a female soaks a Tampon in alcohol. Then shoves it in her Kooter to gain a very rapid Intoxication. But also passing any given breathalyzer test.
That Chick Is A Drinker Man, She Took a Kooter Shooter of 151 Bacardi.