klimax 

n. When a member of either sex reaches orgasm in the manner of a one K.Lomax, it is known as a klimax. It is distinguishable from an ordinary climax in that the individual is holding study notes and screeches fitfully, paroxysmally.

Kimp: Dude, big night last night brought home epic hoodrat.
JD: No way, that shit is epic, how'd it go down?
Kimp: SHE FUCKING KLIMAXED
JD: No shit man, it was definitely my burns.
Kimp: They're pretty sexy burns.
JD: Out of interest what notes did she have.
Kimp: Histo
JD: Fucking Gimp

klimax by jdimp June 29, 2010

Kliban Cat 

A cat drawn by B. Kliban.

"Kliban cats are so cute!"

Kliban Cat by devilzukin December 7, 2003

Kikalicious 

When a place is full of jews, or kikes

Man, that party last night was kikalicious

Kikalicious by chickachicka yeaya January 20, 2008

klokateer

a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.

man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear

klokateer by keonin October 11, 2009

Klokalie 

A is a klokalie. pronouceation: cloe-klee. and they eat other klokalies. and are super cute

a klokalie looks like a talking mushroom

Klokalie by Courtsterr&stephsterr July 24, 2010

klikbait

When a YouTube video uses click-bait thumbnails and/or titles, yet actually deliver what is promised

Man, this video is klikbait, as I am now satisfied that I haven't been clickbaited and I have been delivered what is promised.

klikbait by wooodsy2 June 19, 2019

Kikai 

Kikai can be both an adjective or a noun. As as adjective, you would use Kikai to describe someone who openly despises most of those around them, is constantly angered, likes cursing and electrical spears, is attracted to drag queens and pretty women, would ditch their kid if they decided they didn't like parenting, and likes to look edgy.

As a noun, Kikai can be used as a weapon against assholes who won't go away. You can get your Kikai at any gay bar- just look in the corner where no one goes. You'll find one, but beware. They bite, scream, and wave their electric spears around very violently. Handle with care.

Person A: shoot, this guy won't leave me alone!
Person B: time to take out Kikai.
Kikai: *loud screaming with lots of profanities sprinkled in*

Person A: you're being a real Kikai right now.
Person B: *stabs them with electric spear*

Kikai by Captain Shipper February 19, 2020