kernel panic

A kernel panic is a type of error that occurs when the core (kernel) of an operating system receives an instruction in an unexpected format, or that it fails to handle properly. A kernel panic may also follow when the operating system is not able to recover from a different type of error. A kernel panic can be caused by damaged or incompatible software or, more rarely, damaged or incompatible hardware.

Dude, my laptop sucks... it suddenly developed a kernel panic about 15 seconds after boot-up.

by jheath April 27, 2004

Kernow

Kernow or Cornwall is a beautiful Celtic nation in the far south west of Britain as defined by the Celtic League, Celtic Congress and various other pan-Celtic groups. Along with the other recognised Celtic nations, Eire, Alba, Cymru, Mannin and Breizh it boasts a Celtic language of its own – the key criterion of Celticity and distinct culture. Together with the other Celtic nations, the Cornish are fighting for more recognition of their identity, ethnicity and more say in their own governance. Kernow is also recognised as a Duchy and is entitled to it's own Stannary Parliament as granted under the Charter of Pardon of 1508 which is still law even today and gives the Stannary the right to veto any Westminster legislation.

Kernow is famous for its friendly people, fantastic beaches, great pasties and its passion for rugby !

by Davyth April 7, 2007

Kerntard

A person who has no developmental disabilities but struggles with the simplest of tasks

Why is that guy always screwing things up, he must be a kerntard.

by OC1704 May 3, 2017

Kerney

A Leader and sweet guy he helps people and friends with problem he is intelligent and strong during wargames his strategy can give him the ability to Conquer he acts like a General and a great Conqueror with his armys theres no stopping him he will defend his love one's and friends his sweet and kind but when it comes to war his always on the move and wont give up until his mission is complete

Kerney seems so nice he helps me with problems and is always there for me to back me up Kerney seems to be the nicest person I know and I'm glad to have him as a friend

by Ceasar June 24, 2021

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.

Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.

by bdrcm July 26, 2006

Kerne

one of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet.
he's nice, fun, but has a mysterious charm to him that makes you want to know more about him.
he is not one to cry or show any weaknesses.
he's one of the true friends that you will probly have for a long time. he is usually very energetic. he loves to party and live life to its fullest. he'll always be there for you when you are falling apart, and he'll never let you down. you'll never be awkward around him, because he's a very easy person to talk to. once you meet him, you can't forget him.

Kerne, you're such an easy person to talk to!

by mmee112233 September 9, 2010