kipper

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

by W'action April 26, 2007

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

kippers

The smell which you make experience when doing unpleasantrys with a scrubber

Oh....Blimey...She smells of kippers...

by mole man May 23, 2003

kippers

The after coffee poo.

Man, I just had a coffee and I just can't keep my poo in my ass

by prepH May 14, 2004

kipper

adj greatly annoyed; out of patience;

He had a right kipper.

by Act10n July 20, 2008

kipper

to deface or mutilate oneself accidently through mis-adventure

I was drunk last night and tried to run up a wall and fell on my head and kippered my face

by Harry White August 17, 2007

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.

God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!

by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017