kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010

Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

by butters Ghost October 22, 2017

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

(definition made by crackoon)

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023

Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow

Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl

by aza_uk October 3, 2016